4.
“My worst date was a blind date where he was constantly telling me how rich he was and how much money he was going to inherit. Then, he started talking about how he could get a hotel room anywhere because he ‘knows people.’ Just…ICK. Also, he kept going to the bathroom constantly. At the time, I thought he was nervous, but looking back, he was probably doing lots of cocaine in there.”
—ChuckleNinja
“I mean, the main point of hotels is that anybody can get a room anywhere.”
—Noughmad
“Yeah, but he knows people.”
—MMOAddict