Ah, summer in Italy. Anselmo has been sent off by his parents to work at a farm after “wasting” a semester. Living off the land, basking in the golden sunshine, and working an honest, hands-on job: It’s nice work, if you can get it. There is one problem, though: minutes into his tour of the farm, Anselmo discovers that the Farmer’s prize horses are little more than people stripped naked and stuck in horse masks. So begins a fortnight of walking on eggshells and witnessing the horrors of a people farm.
Thanks to Steam banning the game based on a demo build from 2023 and Epic randomly following suit before launch, there has been a lot of talk about Horses. So many burning opinions about monopolies and censorship, but few people talking about it who have actually played the game. So: What is Horses?
Horses is provocative. Anytime it could unsettle or pull the rug out from under you, it does. You’ll relive one late-game scene three times thanks to dream sequences, all in distinct and disturbing ways. Expect to see gore and suicide and sexual assault and mutilation and brainwashing during the three-hour runtime. The game’s website has a bevy of content warnings, as does the game itself when you start it up, and they’re there for good reason.
Horses is cruel. Similar to last year’s Mouthwashing, it forces players to perform objectionable tasks to progress the story, mirroring how Anselmo is forced to comply lest he end up in the horse pen too. As much as you try to help the “horses,” you’re forced to be complicit in the atrocities at hand. In a standout scene, you’re asked to motivate a horse to get back to work and given the choice between the classic carrot and stick. With each failure to motivate him with carrots, the sticks grow bigger until all that you can do is use a brutal baton on him, the Farmer’s dog blocking the only way out.