Sardar Jokes

Sardar Theif

Santa Singh was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings. By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open. A sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Santa Singh found it very amusing; the thief was doing the job for him! “When this smart guy finishes, I will catch him”. Santa was a hefty guy; so when the burglar finished packing, Santa Singh

Double Decker Bus Ride

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says,


A Sardar, a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and the Sardar took the door. After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese “I’m

I Love you

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Electric Motor

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…


On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

New Job

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

April Fool

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.