Lalu Yadav

Lalu Yadav Jokes

clinic

Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Funny Lalu: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am – 11am hai.

Bottom

Laloo returns from a US tour. As he completes his press conference and is about to leave, he goes, “I would like to thank the president of the United States from the bottom of my heart and my wife’s bottom too”

Lalu and Bill Gates

Lalu sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply: Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates Lalu prasad jumped wiith joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference- “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum

Lie Clock

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don’t Laugh). As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, “What are all those clocks?” Yamraj answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,” said Rabri, “Who’s clock is that?” That’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never

Poor and Rich

A REPORTER TO LALU : lalu ji , poor women don’t have clothes to wear in BIHAR. LALU JI :you stupid, go and watch FTV even rich women don’t wear the clothes.

Watch and Wife

Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai? Funny Lalu: Watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai. Wife bigadati hai to shuru ho jati hai.

Machis

Lalu: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi. Funny Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.

Sita aur Gita

Lawyer to Lalu: “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ” Funny Lalu : “Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!”